Aparently at some point in the recent past my Roomba and my lamp had a fairly torrid affair that ended poorly. The other day when I came home I found my lamp keeled over and shattered on the floor of my apartment. It had clearly been the victim of a vengeful battering my my Roomba.
I would like to urge everyone out there to ensure all of your household appliances are getting along nicely, or this may happen in your household.
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