Girl; “Hey, you’re drinking (liquor)! Thats not on Atkins!”
Me; “Not technically, but martinis have no carbs. I can also have Guinness, its lower carb and low calorie, comparatively.”
Girl; “I don’t like Guinness. (pause) I prefer Abita beers.”
And to top it off, she even told me where to get Abita (TurboDog, Amber, and Purple Haze) right here in St Pete! (Shep’s Food Mart) Molto impressionante!